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Snark anyone?

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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. -William Dean Howells

She’s so boring you fall asleep halfway through her name. -Alan Bennett

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. -Andrew Lang

He couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked bean dinner. -Johnny Carson about Chevy Chase

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All this and more from a hilarious new book I bought…..
The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition – Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries
I actually bought it for a friend but naturally I perused through it first. 😉
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  1. Are you trying to make Carla more snarky?! 😛

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