……but in an effort to be real….here goes….
Dylan: When I get bigger can I say bad words? (he had just said dang it and got a LOOK from me)
Me: What? No. Why do you want to say bad words?
Dylan: Because you do. 😯
Me: Yeah, sometimes mommy says things she shouldn’t huh? Do you not like it when Mommy does that?
Dylan: Nope, because sometimes it makes ME say bad words.
Me: 😦 😳
My heart hurts a little.