This was posted by my new blogging friend Deb, who also happens to go to the same church as us, and we’ve met IRL! “Met” her through Tammy‘s blog. She came up with these headlines that I thought were pretty hilarious….so much so that I asked her if I could repost them on my blog. Obviously she said yes.
Headlines from 2029
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern Unites States Crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally!!!! Scientists stumped!
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage…
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking……
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to 17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, 75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 pounds.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for the third consecutive year in Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut…. LOL (sorry, thought it was funny…..)
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative….
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030…..